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{"slip": { "id": 11, "advice": "Avoid mixing Ginger Nuts with other biscuits, they contaminate. Keep separated."}}

{"slip": { "id": 46, "advice": "Try going commando to an important meeting, NB: don't wear a skirt."}}

{"slip": { "id": 39, "advice": "Never run a marathon in Crocs."}}

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{"fact":"Cats have 30 teeth (12 incisors, 10 premolars, 4 canines, and 4 molars), while dogs have 42. Kittens have baby teeth, which are replaced by permanent teeth around the age of 7 months.","length":183}

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