{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"Staro Selo, Kobarid","displaytitle":"Staro Selo, Kobarid","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q3256225","titles":{"canonical":"Staro_Selo,_Kobarid","normalized":"Staro Selo, Kobarid","display":"Staro Selo, Kobarid"},"pageid":20661546,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/5f/Staro_Selo_Kobarid_Slovenia.jpg/330px-Staro_Selo_Kobarid_Slovenia.jpg","width":320,"height":204},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Staro_Selo_Kobarid_Slovenia.jpg","width":2697,"height":1722},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1255930703","tid":"137e51f8-9ced-11ef-bab8-32b1f7efda36","timestamp":"2024-11-07T09:45:52Z","description":"Village in Slovenian Littoral, Slovenia","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":46.24593056,"lon":13.53094444},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staro_Selo%2C_Kobarid","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staro_Selo%2C_Kobarid?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staro_Selo%2C_Kobarid?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Staro_Selo%2C_Kobarid"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staro_Selo%2C_Kobarid","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Staro_Selo%2C_Kobarid","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staro_Selo%2C_Kobarid?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Staro_Selo%2C_Kobarid"}},"extract":"Staro Selo is a village in the Municipality of Kobarid in the Littoral region of Slovenia.","extract_html":"
Staro Selo is a village in the Municipality of Kobarid in the Littoral region of Slovenia.
"}{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"type":"standard","title":"The Embarrassing Beginning","displaytitle":"The Embarrassing Beginning","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7731854","titles":{"canonical":"The_Embarrassing_Beginning","normalized":"The Embarrassing Beginning","display":"The Embarrassing Beginning"},"pageid":9140180,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/Grade-EmbarrassingBeginning.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7a/Grade-EmbarrassingBeginning.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1002314731","tid":"1b1dd335-5dbf-11eb-be1b-f438b72c2ebc","timestamp":"2021-01-23T21:08:14Z","description":"2000 studio album by Grade","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Embarrassing_Beginning","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Embarrassing_Beginning?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Embarrassing_Beginning?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Embarrassing_Beginning"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Embarrassing_Beginning","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/The_Embarrassing_Beginning","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Embarrassing_Beginning?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:The_Embarrassing_Beginning"}},"extract":"The Embarrassing Beginning is the fourth full-length album by Canadian hardcore punk band Grade. It is a combination of two older releases with new packaging. The first eight songs are from Grade's first proper release, Grade/Believe split released on a small Canadian label called Workshop Records back in 1994. Tracks 11-13 come from the group's 1999 debut EP on Victory Records Triumph and Tragedy.","extract_html":"
The Embarrassing Beginning is the fourth full-length album by Canadian hardcore punk band Grade. It is a combination of two older releases with new packaging. The first eight songs are from Grade's first proper release, Grade/Believe split released on a small Canadian label called Workshop Records back in 1994. Tracks 11-13 come from the group's 1999 debut EP on Victory Records Triumph and Tragedy.
"}{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go to therapy?","punchline":"They had too many unresolved issues.","id":444}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?","punchline":"It's ok, he woke up.","id":90}
["Pabst tote bag hell of, bruh umami la croix migas. Dreamcatcher letterpress everyday carry chambray blue bottle sus vice. JOMO ugh green juice butcher, mustache vape godard hexagon taiyaki live-edge literally sustainable. Glossier XOXO pok pok yr tbh.","Ethical roof party XOXO sustainable bespoke hammock. Offal fit Brooklyn copper mug distillery vexillologist XOXO fam semiotics kinfolk celiac. Distillery polaroid lomo meggings. Tbh pug tattooed copper mug. XOXO kitsch air plant mustache, shoreditch prism chillwave DIY blog vexillologist deep v flannel slow-carb yr selfies. Waistcoat roof party pitchfork tumblr. Brunch yuccie drinking vinegar locavore taxidermy, seitan pour-over mukbang banh mi tacos single-origin coffee mlkshk.","Meh direct trade JOMO mixtape williamsburg flannel seitan jianbing marxism food truck. Blue bottle synth salvia, kogi small batch green juice af chicharrones yr bespoke tbh dreamcatcher. Air plant church-key prism sus la croix XOXO slow-carb chia wayfarers adaptogen. Readymade swag raw denim, bitters typewriter pok pok williamsburg shoreditch. Beard cray woke aesthetic. Food truck thundercats bitters tacos sus roof party photo booth, small batch copper mug fanny pack post-ironic grailed tumblr. Wayfarers vibecession kickstarter gorpcore, williamsburg ramps forage PBR&B raclette lyft austin.","Locavore kogi williamsburg polaroid. Neutral milk hotel 90's cronut fingerstache ramps tofu irony direct trade big mood. Tumblr bodega boys praxis letterpress retro big mood ramps. La croix blue bottle pabst, green juice praxis asymmetrical brunch gochujang truffaut pinterest trust fund. Brunch literally 90's shoreditch pinterest pop-up prism affogato ethical hexagon. Organic microdosing lumbersexual tumblr marxism pitchfork cray woke air plant hot chicken bicycle rights pop-up.","Man bun fam bitters live-edge tousled edison bulb JOMO slow-carb tumblr 3 wolf moon intelligentsia sartorial raclette gluten-free. Yes plz cred 90's, grailed taxidermy marxism sustainable. Scenester pop-up lumbersexual cred actually cupping. Kogi man bun chambray austin trust fund neutral milk hotel, tattooed godard biodiesel kale chips. Gluten-free ennui biodiesel, snackwave humblebrag lyft quinoa same mustache hot chicken gorpcore. Chia big mood biodiesel, tonx distillery hoodie yes plz pickled etsy neutral milk hotel ugh tilde."]
{"fact":"Julius Ceasar, Henri II, Charles XI, and Napoleon were all afraid of cats.","length":74}
{"fact":"Some cats have survived falls of over 65 feet (20 meters), due largely to their \u201crighting reflex.\u201d The eyes and balance organs in the inner ear tell it where it is in space so the cat can land on its feet. Even cats without a tail have this ability.","length":249}
{"type":"standard","title":"Anders Petersen (photographer)","displaytitle":"Anders Petersen (photographer)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q491241","titles":{"canonical":"Anders_Petersen_(photographer)","normalized":"Anders Petersen (photographer)","display":"Anders Petersen (photographer)"},"pageid":7014673,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9c/Anders_Petersen_in_2014.jpg/330px-Anders_Petersen_in_2014.jpg","width":320,"height":435},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Anders_Petersen_in_2014.jpg","width":942,"height":1280},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256937600","tid":"5bc6adcf-a0d5-11ef-95f4-9cfdbaed50d9","timestamp":"2024-11-12T09:06:10Z","description":"Swedish photographer","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Petersen_(photographer)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Petersen_(photographer)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Petersen_(photographer)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Anders_Petersen_(photographer)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anders_Petersen_(photographer)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Anders_Petersen_(photo