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Born for This! is a studio album by American singer Stephanie Mills. It was released by Lightyear Entertainment on August 3, 2004 in the United States. The album features re-arranged productions of Mills's hit songs such as \"Never Knew Love Like This Before\" and \"Something in the Way \" as well as new songs she had not recorded before. It debuted and peaked at number 25 on the US Top R&B/Hip-Hop Albums.
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{"fact":"A commemorative tower was built in Scotland for a cat named Towser, who caught nearly 30,000 mice in her lifetime.","length":114}
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