Jonathan Anidjar Romain is a writer and broadcaster and director of Maidenhead Synagogue in Berkshire, England. He has a PhD in the history of British Jewry. He writes for The Times, The Independent, The Guardian, The Huffington Post, and The Jewish Chronicle and appears on radio and television.
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}
{"slip": { "id": 20, "advice": "Don't put off breaking up with someone when you know you want to. Prolonging the situation only makes it worse."}}
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